Thursday, February 21, 2013

Things I Don't Understand About Girls Part 2: Slut Edition






Hey there my sweet angel friend, has anyone asked you how your day is going today? Because I was sitting here drinking a protein shake thinking about how I wished my ass looked like a different ass, and it occurred to me that I should probably check in with you and make sure that you're having the most awesome day ever. Are you? Marbles and Kermit also send their love and kisses because they are a couple of floozies. Anyways, this video is about what I don't understand about girls and happens to be the holiday special slut edition (just kidding, holidays have nothing to do with this but they are exciting right? What did you ask Santa/Hannukah Harry for? Where's your Kwanza thing with the thing, I swear I'm not trying to be offensive, I just know absolutely nothing about Kwanza). Sluts confuse me on lots of levels because it seems counterintuitive, like just the complete opposite of what I want to do with my body. So I have some general questions about one night stands, hooking up with other girls' boyfriend, and how awkward you make everyone feel when you finally get a dude's baby batter so far up your uterus that you get pregnant and then want everyone to be all excited for you. I also talk about my personal preference of monogamy and how much I think maybe not having bukkake all over your face would make you feel a little better on the inside. As always, this is just my opinion but if you would like to throw in your two cents into the comments or as a response, I ...


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